Post #593136 by Bargoyle on Fri, Jun 10, 2011 9:17 AM

From yesterday's email blast:

AloooooooooooooooooooooooooHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Wow! We are a mere two weeks away from the kick-off of Ohana!!!! Holy cow did the past year fly by!

So, just a couple quick things today! I know, I know, I always say that, but today its for really reals. I promise. I pinky promise!

Ok, lets rock this sucker:

#1 There are VERY VERY VERY few tickets left for Ohana. Like a count-on-one-hand amount, so this is gonna be last call on tickets. We do NOT sell them “at the door”, and crashers are beaten with Polynesian war clubs and served as part of the dinner, Captain Cook style. So, for real folks, this is it. Buy em now, or we’ll see ya next year.

#2 For those coming to the kickoff party, it is at Spare Time, 2211 Canada Street. Less than 100 yards from the tiki, across the street, directly across from the A & W. We’ll be doing a happy hour in the Paradise Lounge at the Tiki for most of the day, and we can get you checked in there. If you can’t get to the Happy hour, we’ll check you in at the door of the lanes starting at 7pm.

#3 This is also last call for Vegetarians, Vegans, and non-pork eaters. If you’ve already emailed me, I’ve got it. (All of my emails are currently functional..knock wood). If you flaked, and haven’t emailed me, now is the time to do so.

#4 Last, and certainly not least, we have one more thing to add to Saturday!!

The lovely and talented Cathleen O’Connell has offered to run a Hangover Cure Yoga class on Saturday morning, at 10AM. Nothing clears up the hangover blues like getting those atrophied muscles oxygenated & hydrated! Expect an hour of gentle yoga poses to shake off the residue of the night before and get ready for a new day of tiki goodness. For everyone from pretzel yogis to beginners and "I've never done this before in my life" folks! All are welcome to join in. Bring a mat if you have one (but come even if you don't) and an open mind - you'll find yourself in “Suffering Bastard” pose before you know it!

Also, its not just for the wahines but for kanes too! And yes, Cathleen’s a yoga teacher, so this is the real deal. It isn’t some scam so I can look at your butt while in “downward dog” I promise. I’ll be too busy setting up for everything else that’s going down on Saturday anyway.

And speaking of everything that’s going down, the entire schedule is posted on the website at : http://www.LuauAtTheLake.com under the SCHEDULE tab. You can also buy those last minute tickets while there.

Ok, that’s all I have. Much to do in the next two weeks, so I better get back to it!!

Mahalo!!!

And we’ll see ya at the Lake!!!

http://www.LuauAtTheLake.com