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Post #59516 by tikifish on Wed, Nov 12, 2003 5:18 AM

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HOUSECLEANING HELPS PREVENT TESTICULAR CANCER!

The constant whirr of a vaccuum cleaner or dishwasher helps stop the formation if unhealthy cells in the scrotum, doctors at the University of Toronto say. "The more frequent, the better" says Dr. Yvonna Humpalot, cheif of oncology. "Hoover, Electrolux, GE - it really doesn't matter what breand of appliance they use, they all have positive benefits for the ol' ball sack'. The study was conducted on a control group of 200 men, who at first scoffed at the idea. But after seeing the irrefutable finsings, they were Swiffing up a storm...