Post #601521 by Pineappleman11 on Mon, Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM

To lighten the mood I'll throw in a silly Tiki Poem I once wrote .

I envision as like a children's song gone terrible wrong…..Captain Stumpy host of a local nautical themed Children's show breaks out his guitar for a group of children sitting around him and bursts into a little song.. So imagine a bunch of kids sitting around listening to the crusty old Sea Captain singing.. (Visualize it people)

Leaky Tiki
"Hey kids –Here is a song about my Tiki"

I've got a Leaky Tiki
He Drips all day long
I can't Tell where the water comes from
But it drips right off the end of his slong

I've got a leaky Tiki
His Leak is very plain to see
It looks like he has a bladder problem
And constantly needs to pee

I've got a Leaky Tiki
He makes a great conversation Piece
The women all stare in wonderment
At his constant sustained release

I've got a Leaky Tiki
Come on children sing along with me
I've got a leaky Tiki
I Really think there is something wrong with me

I've got a Leaky Tiki
Its truly something I shouldn't tell
If I pulled it out and showed you
I certainly would end up in hell

BAC 08/12/2008
(Of course by the end of the song he would be tackled by the producers)