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AB Allen's Brain Member Joined: Aug 17, 2011 Posts: 2	AB Allen's Brain Posted posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 11:50 AM Hi All, The long-time lurker finally steps out of the inky gloom of the back corner and into the semi-darkness of the illuminated fugu lamps and tiki torches. He mutters something unintelligible, receives a tall, coffee-based beverage, and unsteadily mounts a nearby bar stool. "It's too bad, you know, that I wasn't in Central IL during tiki's heyday to see The Tropics (Lincoln, IL) in its glory days. Chicago's a heckuva distance to travel for a tiki experience. Ah well, I'm here, now." He then begins boring the other patrons with details of how he wants to own a tiki-themed coffee/juice bar, and call it either "Exoticafe" or "Shrunken Ed's." Soon, he has plenty of space around him. It's a good thing, too, since, at that moment, in walks the curvaceous brunette he's been waiting for...

Hi All,
The long-time lurker finally steps out of the inky gloom of the back corner and into the semi-darkness of the illuminated fugu lamps and tiki torches. He mutters something unintelligible, receives a tall, coffee-based beverage, and unsteadily mounts a nearby bar stool.

"It's too bad, you know, that I wasn't in Central IL during tiki's heyday to see The Tropics (Lincoln, IL) in its glory days. Chicago's a heckuva distance to travel for a tiki experience. Ah well, I'm here, now."

He then begins boring the other patrons with details of how he wants to own a tiki-themed coffee/juice bar, and call it either "Exoticafe" or "Shrunken Ed's." Soon, he has plenty of space around him. It's a good thing, too, since, at that moment, in walks the curvaceous brunette he's been waiting for...

Post #602878 by Allen's Brain on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 11:50 AM