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Post #607020 by Mai Tai on Fri, Sep 16, 2011 3:40 PM

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What's that? What's that you say? You say you've NEVER seen the Official Tiki Jeep made by Jeep??? Well, here ya go, taken from other pages from within this very same thread:

On 2010-07-28 00:57, woofmutt wrote:
There is a **Tiki Jeep Website!!!!**

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And they have PICTURES of...

THE MOTHER TRUCKIN TIKI JEEP!!!

L@@K at this seat cover:

I mean, like, OH MY GAWD!!!

Seriously, dude...LOOK AT THIS FRIGGIN SEAT COVER!!!

See it/ D'yuh see it? Can yuh see???

It's got a TIKI on it!

The Tiki Jeep seats have tikis on 'em!!!

OK, right about now I bet you're thinkin what I was thinkin right about then: Does the Tiki Jeep (TIKI JEEP!!!) come in only one color?

NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Tiki Jeep (TIKI JEEP!!!) comes in FOUR FRIGGIN AWESOME TIKI COLORS!!!

L@@K!!!

And L@@K what the website says"

*Choose from these cool colors:

  • Black
* Stone White  
* Surf Blue  
* Bright Silver

Did yuh get that??? They're not just ordinary colors...They're cool colors! (And like "Stone White" could totally be like "Stoner White" if yuh just replaced the word "Stone" with "Stoner"!!! HA!)

TIKI JEEP!!!

On 2011-08-09 00:04, mrsmiley wrote:
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Make your vehicle into a TIKI JEEP!

On 2010-10-01 23:36, Mai Tai wrote:
Taken directly from the Jeep website:

The model is distinguished by “Tiki Bob” decal on the hood with latitude and longitude coordinates that represent an actual location relating to the “Islander” theme of the vehicle...

And if all of that wasn't mind bogglingly dome melting enough, please re-read that last sentence, wherein it is stated that the Tiki Jeep's name is BOB!!!
The model is distinguished by “Tiki Bob” decal on the hood with latitude and longitude coordinates that represent an actual location relating to the “Islander” theme of the vehicle...

And where oh where do these "latitude and longitude coordinates that represent an actual location relating to the “Islander” theme of the vehicle..." have BOB navigate you to? Some distant exotic Mid-Century Tiki Port O' Call? Shag's secret underground bunker? My guess would be Monolux.