Post #608037 by Rum Dog on Sun, Sep 25, 2011 2:57 PM

“Sperm of Kong” has been officially prohibited in the Orient.

Last weekend I ordered on-line some personalized shot glasses with “Sperm of Kong” to be put on them from Oriental Trading Company. They left a message on my answering machine (which my daughter failed to mention) stating that there was a problem with my order. By the time I found out about this message 4 days later they had already shipped out the shot glasses without any personalization. When I called them back they stated that my personalization violated their profanity rules. I stated that while my order may be in poor taste that there was no profanity in the wording. I was able to provide them with some better examples of profanity during our conversation.

While “Sperm of Kong” has been banned in the Orient, rest assured that it will thrive and be in it’s natural element at “Goin’ Primitive.”