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Post #608038 by Rum Dog on Sun, Sep 25, 2011 3:01 PM

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Kong is Kid Friendly.

“Milk of Kong” A kinder, gentler, viginized version of “Sperm of Kong” will be made available to under-age crawlers and for those who do not want to suffer the wrath of Kong. Besides I have to do something with the “Milk of Kong” shot glasses that the Oriental Trading Co. agreed would not violate their profanity standards.