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Post #608291 by woofmutt on Tue, Sep 27, 2011 7:39 PM

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"...As far as a..."Tiki Jeep" goes I don't know anyone who has one...Do you...?" -Tiki Al-

Well that's just great.

I have only recently been able to make it soundly through the night without bein waked up by yet another horrific nightmare of owning a Tiki Jeep which somehow gets destroyed (usually by one of my Tiki Central "friends").

Of course what makes the nightmare all the worse is that I awake to a reality in which I do not actually own a Tiki Jeep! Thanks a heckuva lot for ripping open that old wound.

Looks like tonight I'll once again have to turn to my tried and true sleep aid...


Tiki Jeep Sweet Sleep

1 pint Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream
1 pint rum
1 dozen Oreos

Let the Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey soften slightly at room temperature for 15 or 20 minutes. Put the softened ice cream into a pitcher. Fill the empty Ben & Jerry's carton with rum and pour the rum into the pitcher. Carefully mix the rum and ice cream. Pour into a very large glass and garnish with the Oreos. Consume until drowsy.

TIKI JEEP!!!