Post #61037 by Feelin Zombified on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 7:14 AM

FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Thu, Nov 20, 2003 7:14 AM Standing in line to checkout at the grocery store using the U-Scan (because I wanna be quick)and the people in front of me look as if they've never even seen a digital clock: "Mildred? It's not scanning. Oh, wait... No, it's still not scanning. Mildred? Call over the attendant. "OK, now how do I pay? Push WHAT button? I don't see a button. Mildred? Call over the attendant. That's a button? ... Why can't I just give YOU the money. Oh, wait... My coupons... Mildred???" -Z