Post #610702 by Rum Dog on Tue, Oct 18, 2011 9:48 PM

On 2011-10-13 10:41, Rum Dog wrote:
You read about it, you heard about it, but never in your wildest dreams did you believe it to be true. But there it will be in two days staring at you square in the eye. The most vile, primitive, and primal concoction that mankind has ever witnessed. Yes, “Sperm of Kong” is about to be unleashed.

The viscosity is thicker than and flows slower than Heinze 57. Once in your mouth its texture is unlike anything you have experienced. The stench alone will hit you like a Mack truck. You will have to resist every gag reflex that your body is sending.

The age old question will be answered: Do you spit or swallow?

The question has been answered. Everyone swallowed. In fact, many crawlers were like baby birds in a nest chirping for more. The crawlers could not have enough "Sperm of Kong".

The turnout for sperm was much larger than anticipated.

Ole' Rum Dog had trouble keeping up with demand.

The simian servers kept quickly coming back with empty serving trays.

The crowd kept getting bigger and bigger as word got out that the infamous Sperm of Kong was available.

Hurry up and get that sperm out. The natives are getting restless.

Fortunately the bouncer kept everyone in line.

Crazy Al was brave enough to be the first try the dreaded shot of pure Kong Sperm.

"Sperm of Kong" available only at Goin' Primitive.

Amy, Thanks for the prizes. The Munktiki coconut bowl is perfect for serving up "Sperm of Kong".