Post #613710 by GROG on Sat, Nov 12, 2011 10:47 AM

Too late, Boris McScroogepants has already canceled it. He's also nixed the pie eating contest, the wet t-shirt contest, the body shots off of the Playboy playmate of the month, the conga line, beer pong, caricature artist, balloon clown, bounce house, fireworks, Penn and Teller, poker tournament, scavenger hunt, donkey show, Russian roullette, special appearance by Jessica Alba, ice cream truck, screening of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and an appearance by Santa Claus.