What AreYou Drinking- Right Now? - Tiki Drinks and Food

M MrBaliHai Tiki Socialite Behind the Cheddar Curtain Joined: Jun 01, 2002 Posts: 1031	M MrBaliHai Posted posted on Sun, Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM Stuft Shirt Mai Tai From Beachbum Berry's Remixed. I've had a lot of bad Mai Tais in my day, and this one, which the Bum claims "commits every sin in the bogus Mai Tai playbook," did not disappoint. I was particularly horrified by the inclusion of Sauternes, a rather pricey French dessert wine that's typically imbibed with Foie Gras. As I happened to have a bottle of 2001 Château du Violon Sauternes lying around collecting dust in the wine cellar, I decided to mix up one of these abominations, and did not spare the top-shelf rums, including 12-year Appleton Jamaican Dark, Martinique VSOP, and Lemon Hart 151 old label. My friends, it tastes as awful as it sounds, but I feel strangely at peace knowing that no Mai Tai I could ever order from this day forward, could ever match its sheer awfulness.

Stuft Shirt Mai Tai

From Beachbum Berry's Remixed.

I've had a lot of bad Mai Tais in my day, and this one, which the Bum claims "commits every sin in the bogus Mai Tai playbook," did not disappoint. I was particularly horrified by the inclusion of Sauternes, a rather pricey French dessert wine that's typically imbibed with Foie Gras. As I happened to have a bottle of 2001 Château du Violon Sauternes lying around collecting dust in the wine cellar, I decided to mix up one of these abominations, and did not spare the top-shelf rums, including 12-year Appleton Jamaican Dark, Martinique VSOP, and Lemon Hart 151 old label.

My friends, it tastes as awful as it sounds, but I feel strangely at peace knowing that no Mai Tai I could ever order from this day forward, could ever match its sheer awfulness.

Post #615389 by MrBaliHai on Sun, Nov 27, 2011 1:35 PM