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Post #618327 by Bruddah Bear on Thu, Dec 22, 2011 4:53 PM

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On 2011-12-21 03:04, woofmutt wrote:

And that, children, is why there are no mice on Tiki Central.

Oh, but there are mice on TC. You just may never see them because they are stealthy...

And clever...

They have had to learn skills to aid them in avoiding detection by the TC Tapa Cat;

The quick getaway...

Simple camouflage...

Or hiding in plain sight...

Even so, there are always Quislings...

Which has prompted many mice to enter into protective alliances...

Besides, it would be bad timing for GROG's minions to be exposed prior to his plan for world domination by use of a rodent army being ready to execute...

On 2011-12-21 03:04, woofmutt wrote:

And there's been a lot of arguing which sometimes has escalated into people in the Mice Aren't Tiki! camp glaring angrily at the fist shaking people in the More Mice On Tiki Central NOW! camp while bears hanging around both camps knocked over trash cans in search of snacks.

Damn straight!!

Bear

[ Edited by: Brudda Bear 2011-12-24 12:27 ]