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Post #620798 by Johnny Dollar on Fri, Jan 13, 2012 10:32 AM

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ok as mr. tiki's social secretary for the past long time, i want to apologize on his part for his long sabbatical. we had arranged a photo shoot at the former location of the washington d.c. trader vic's, and he totally blew off showing up. so today we woke him out of his alcoholic stupor long enough to catch hanging him with the moai at the national museum of natural history.

again, apologies for the long wait, and as of today i am resigning as his social secretary. his junket is heading out of town directly to his next (undisclosed) location, where we hear he can continue to satiate his thirst for the finest rum.