Post #63383 by Unkle John on Thu, Dec 4, 2003 8:25 PM

**WARNING I AM DRUNK8

I hate to bring up lack luster video, but what was funny when i worked there was the porno watchers. they would always singleing me out. the conversation would go like this:
((customer does the looking around thier sholder and in a low voice))
"um escuse me sir"

• yeah?
  "uhm, where do you keep your .... pornos?"
• "well we are a family oriented busines and we condone those types of entertainment"

:\

• but we do have some, what i call ultra soft porn... or if you go down the street to the "movie store" go throught the swingin doors and tell them John sent you.
  if they don't have what you like, you can go to "astro video" and go throught the beaded curtain and behind the false wall and you can rent some there. If you are looking to purchase any you can go north up I45 and go to D.W.'s (the unoffcial international house of porn), it's on the edge of Alma.

the otheres where
((customer swings the door open, pops head in and yells at the top of their lungs))
"HAY!!!"

• what?
  "HAY!!"
  -WHAT!?
  "YOU GOT THEM THAR...RASTLIN VIDEOS??!!"
• yeah in the sports section next to bull ridding and dirty line dancing

sigh, any thing to pay rent and booze in college