Post #63777 by Geeky Tiki on Mon, Dec 8, 2003 9:40 AM

The BCS is nuttier than a Macadamia encrusted Ahi filet.

We should be running that show!

So, I ask you, which is more Tiki?

LSU, OSU, or USC?

First, the esay one to eliminate: OSU.

Not Tiki.

What kinda Tiki name is "Sooners"??

Ya know what ya get if ya drive through Norman, Oklahoma REAL SLOW?

A diploma!

What's the difference between Oklahoma and yogurt?

Yogurt is cultured.

Ya know why OSU grad keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

A guy walks into a store in Norman, Oklahoma. He walks up to the clerk and says, "I want a dark red baseball cap with OSU embroidered on the front in white. I want a maroon polo shirt with a white OSU emblem where the little polo guy would usually go. I want a white patent leather belt. I want maroon polyester Sansabelts, and white shiney loafers."

The clerk looks at the guy and replies, "I bet you are an OSU fan!"

The man answers, "Yes! How did you know?"

The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."

LSU?

Partly Tiki.

New Orleans.

Open containers allowed in the Quarter.

Beads and boobs, not bad.

The Tigers - tropical theme, good party animal.

Home of the original Hurricane.

USC.

Los Angeles. A vibrant Tiki region.

The Trojans! What an optomistic name! Gotta give them an edge vs. The Tigers.

Makes for great TV announcing: "...and the Trojans have penetrated deep into the opposition's backfiled.....the Trojans really appear to be up for this game....Trojans easily make it into the end zone.....Trojans score again!"

USC is located in a nice, seedy part of town.

They play home games in a stadium with the world's biggest Tiki torch (honestly)!!!

So, for my money, USC is the most Tiki of the BCS teams, and we KNOW what that counts for...

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