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Post #641153 by michaelscorpioc on Wed, Jun 20, 2012 2:43 PM

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On 2012-06-09 15:39, bigbrotiki wrote:
Men! Tiki men! Are we not men? For how much longer are we gonna blab about this place (now in TWO threads) without showing ANY photos of the interior !!? C'mon, who's gonna do it !?

I went there a couple of times few years back. It is not for the faint of heart. Every time I went I saw the basest of all human behavior there. It seemed to get progressively worse at each visit. Total unspeakable things but I'll speak of them here. It's dark, it smells like dirty asshole, the floors are sticky and the seats are "crunchy". When your eyes adjust you see men from mostly two groups - latino day laborers and dirty old white guys, the kind that wear big glasses and orthopedic shoes. These two groups are actively blowing each other in the seats or buttfucking each other right in the aisles. I'm not kidding. I did see a "woman" in there once, if you get the quotes. "she" was also bent over a seat, having fun on each end with 2 other day laborer types. That is really not the most disturbing part, this is.

Every single time, there were at least 3-4 crack addicts lighting up pipes and billowing out noxious clouds of crack smoke. it was cloying, chemical, thick and disgusting and made my eyes water. these crack heads would get loud and talk to eachother, totally spun and scrounging around on the ground for pieces of coke to smoke, and lighting up whatever they found. Sometimes right next to you. The last straw and why I never went back was walking into the one creepy bathroom they have and witnessing some scuzzy guy looking in the mirror and injecting drugs into his neck with a needle. I felt like I was watching people who couldn't help themselves and were getting high, getting crazy and just looking to each other to release their urges after ward. I mean picture all this and picture loud porn playing, chattering of the spun out drug addicts, hissing of crack pipes, and all the uncontrollable moaning, creaking and grunting from the seats and you have painted yourself a picture of what it was like to be there. And this was on a freakin Sunday afternoon.

I am not gonna try to discourage you from goign, because as gross and disturbing as it was, it was kinda fascinating. Check it out if you must, but defintely come with more than one person, and for gods sakes, don't ever ever bring a biological female here!!! Be safe guys.