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Post #641504 by woofmutt on Sat, Jun 23, 2012 11:27 PM

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On 2012-06-22 21:12, Mai Tai wrote:

On 2012-06-20 08:43, woofmutt wrote:

**I LIVE HANFORD CA 93230 **

Interesting.

No doubt you suspect what I suspect...


This is Hanford in retirement!

Though he appears to be somewhat disguised it was other elements in the picture that convinced me...

This tiki is wearing what has to be Hanford's much talked about Horns of Endless Mystery and the boots that Hanford famously wore to every donut shop in the greater L.A. area while researching his game Rocknor's Donut Factory.


This tiki very closely resembles the tiki Hanford saw in the dream which led to the creation of Tiki Central. Hanford described the tiki in his autobiography...

*"It was unmistakably a tiki, yet at the same time it also looked much like a Muppet, but I tell you truly it was no sort of Muppet as I had ever lain eyes upon! It was not one color as a frog, pig, or whatever Grover is, nor was it the standard mix of colors one sees in the humanoid Muppets such as Ernie, Beaker, or most of the members of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. No, this tiki Muppet creature thing appeared to be comprised of every known color and that color radiated from what could only be described as a third eye which was smaller that its two eyes and situated just above its hideously human-like nose..."