Post #65073 by mrtikibar on Mon, Dec 15, 2003 8:30 PM

Here's some non-offensive humor from the Bathroom Reader. A MAN WALKS INTO A DENTIST'S OFFICE . . .

Man: "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist, you need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes. I know that."
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"
Man: "The light was on."