Post #65496 by Kanaka on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 2:10 PM

After one too many Mai Tai's at Vic's or High Life at any other bar they just roll out like.....

1)My name's Scotty, when you catch your breath I'll be at the bar waiting on my drink.

2)It's not a beer belly, it's the gas tank for my love machine.....

3)Wanna play house.....you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long..

4)Are those space pant's your wearing....cause your arse is outta this world.

Obviously rum is the best form of birth control, but it's fun to watch the jaws drop!