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Best pick up line?

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I have never used a pick up line myself, but there are some funny ones out there. This one however has a nice come back line in the case of denial.
In college I watched a friend ask a chick to dance. When she said "no" quite smuggly I may add his response was "oh I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants"!
Every time I hear a pick up line this always pops into mind! LOL


Mahalo
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[ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2003-12-18 10:07 ]

That's a classic comeback FlounderArt,

I always thought a loud, beer-induced belch was a good response to denial also...

(I guess that's why I don't dance)

"So, do you live around here often ?"

-Z

The best one I ever heard of was "Could you help me catch my puppy? He just jumped out of my Porsche."

On 2003-12-18 10:19, Tiki_Bong wrote:
I always thought a loud, beer-induced belch was a good response to denial also...

http://www.goofyhumor.com/greetings/christmas7.swf

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-12-18 12:06 ]

K

After one too many Mai Tai's at Vic's or High Life at any other bar they just roll out like.....

1)My name's Scotty, when you catch your breath I'll be at the bar waiting on my drink.

2)It's not a beer belly, it's the gas tank for my love machine.....

3)Wanna play house.....you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long..

4)Are those space pant's your wearing....cause your arse is outta this world.

Obviously rum is the best form of birth control, but it's fun to watch the jaws drop!

[ Edited by: tikichump on 2005-04-13 11:15 ]

On 2003-12-18 14:51, tikichump wrote:
how many more of these ridiculous "favorite" so and so, or "best" this or "worst" that posts are we going to suffer through?

Just three more and then the list of "favorite" so and so, or "best" this or "worst" that" is complete.


Mahalo
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http://www.flounderart.com

[ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2003-12-18 16:50 ]

...Except for the list of favorite "Favorite Lists"...

"Look at you Doll, with all them curves and me with no brakes..."
Yep, you guessed it... Crash and burn.
:tiki:

On 2003-12-18 14:51, tikichump wrote:
how many more of these ridiculous "favorite" so and so, or "best" this or "worst" that posts are we going to suffer through?

I hear you TikiChump #9839293!

Did we ever determine if you're really in the slammer or it's just one of your fantasies?

K

Thanks Tiki Royale, I got a new one for 1/2 Mai Tai night at Trader Vic's tonight!!!

Oh I forgot one I heard in a country song in a rental car last week. Believe me it's no fun driving through South Georgia with no radio Antenna.

Timber.......I just fell in love.

E

Then we Canadians can start our own FAVOURITES list!

Yes, yes, yes!

em.

  1. i forgot where i live, can i stay with you?
  2. you believe in the hear-after? heh then you know what i'm here after.
  3. the doctor said i'm clean.
  4. you like tiki?
  5. what's that over there? (pulls out club)

Mo-Holler.

[ Edited by: Unkle John on 2003-12-18 21:02 ]

T

Favourite use of 'U' in a word?

T

ColoUr

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