Post #654981 by Cammo on Tue, Oct 9, 2012 4:47 PM

** The NOT COMING LIST**

Atomic Tiki Punk (personally requested to not come)
Mieko +1 (still no stated reason)
SandraDee (8 hours away, but the way she drives it's more like 6)
Hale Tiki (lives in Pittsburgh, which they tell me ain't in California)
Tiki Bong (not allowed to leave his home)
Billy the Crud (whereabouts unknown)
Closettiki (too far)
Christiki295 (doesn't know event is happening even now)
JOHN-O (still not answering his cel phone)
GROG (restraining order in effect)
BigBroTiki (event is not "Tiki" enough, like we care)
Otto +3 (busy planning better events)
Martini Kings +1 (easier and cheaper to just play one of their CDs)
Hanford Lamoore (still no reply)
TravelingJones (definitely not traveling here)
Adrien "Bottomless Pit of Musubi" Antonucci (sleepy)
VampiressRN (wants pendant so she can't come)
TikiKate (knowing her, she just may come)
Charles Phoenix (still busy busy busy)
The Untouchables + 5 (not touching a chisel)
Monkeyman (otherwise occupied, or so we have been told)
El Jefe (too far to walk from Texas)
Sophista-tiki (house sitting)
RevBambooBen (too much work. getting here. getting here is too much work.)
bigtikidude aka Jeff (DJing, surprise surprise)

That's IT! Sorry, we're sold out; we've reached 35 no-shows.

If you are NOT showing up between now and October 20th, sorry but we can't help you!