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ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Sat, Oct 27, 2012 12:24 AM Big Kahuna, after an exhaustive security screening we have this report: Red Flags: We were a bit concerned to find your parents were "Caterers" to Hitler & the Third Reich but were also part of the failed "Exploding Cake" attempt on Der Fuhrer. Also your short infatuation with "New Romantic" music scene in the 80s was a little off putting.....But hell, make up skills can come in handy. Positive History: Your Grandfather served "Rumaki" to "Mahatma Gandhi" at a State Dept. dinner once kudos indeed! shows some real balls! So after completing the background check we are proud to assign Agent number "59" to you! congratulations sir from all of us at T.I.K.I., please don't forget to send in your Agent Dues at which time you will get your very own safe house & dead drop list.

Big Kahuna, after an exhaustive security screening we have this report:

Red Flags:
We were a bit concerned to find your parents were "Caterers" to Hitler & the Third Reich
but were also part of the failed "Exploding Cake" attempt on Der Fuhrer.

Also your short infatuation with "New Romantic" music scene in the 80s was a little
off putting.....But hell, make up skills can come in handy.

Positive History: Your Grandfather served "Rumaki" to "Mahatma Gandhi" at a State Dept. dinner once
kudos indeed! shows some real balls!

So after completing the background check we are proud to assign Agent number "59" to you!
congratulations sir from all of us at T.I.K.I., please don't forget to send in your Agent Dues
at which time you will get your very own safe house & dead drop list.

Post #656855 by Atomic Tiki Punk on Sat, Oct 27, 2012 12:24 AM