Post #659181 by Tangaroa-Ru on Mon, Nov 19, 2012 6:34 PM

Dearest Clams,

We are so happy you are going to be partying with us! As one prepares for a big event, there are always a few miscommunications along the way. So let me, your hostess, set things straight: The doors will open between 4:30 and 5:00 p.m. (yes, depending on the band's soundcheck, but if they go past 5:00, I will personally unplug their congas), dinner will be served approximately around 6:30 (once everyone gets their coconuts in their chairs!), and the band will begin around 7:30 p.m. (or around the time everyone's enjoying their dessert.) So, come on over around 4:45-ish and enjoy some of the new cocktails Damon's will be introducing this night (along with their classic Damon's Mai Tai and Chi Chi)! While you do some shopping with some of Tiki's finest artists and crafty people, go chat up our beloved "Thor" who will be demonstrating the fine and truly unique art of painting with rum! Then settle in for a luxurious and "ono" three-course dinner, maybe win a raffle prize, and, finally, listen to your favorite Christmas songs through the crazy-beautiful interpretation of Tiki Joe's Ocean! Conga line, anyone?