Post #671187 by ukutiki on Fri, Mar 15, 2013 12:27 PM

Not a flaming drink but a flaming menu. My wife and I were in a restaurant for dinner. The menus were physically large and there was a candelabra on the table. All of a sudden it got very bright. I looked up and her menu was on fire. The maitre d' casually walked by, pulled the menu from her hands and in the same motion put a new menu in her hands. He never broke stride and didn't say a word. I guess you could say she was a hot date that night.