Post #673600 by Tiki Shark Art on Sun, Apr 7, 2013 11:58 AM

ALOHA TIKI TRIBE!

I am Bela Lugosi, and I am controlling your mind - you are my ZOMBIE!
You are thinking; Oh, what a beautiful Morning to have a NEW 2014 TIKI Calendar!

$25 paypal-ed to [email protected] - will get you YOU VERY OWN TIKI CALENDAR!

You hear me and you obey; You desire a Beautiful, limited edition, "TIKI Calendar"...AND I will make "Brad Tiki-Shark Parker" autograph it (!). It will make your life... all better.

You will (Please) paypal Brad just $25.00

That will get you your award winning, 2014, TIKI calendar- shipped to ANYWHERE, (while supplies last.) If you are far far away over the sea, you will add in $5 for S & H.

You will be sure to write in EXACTLY what & HOW MANY you are ordering, plus you will remember to add in a shipping address. (Brad gets many orders for prints too, and he can get confused easy. You will know Brad is a low-brow Artist, and that means Brad has an unknown number of brain cells still functioning!) And also you will (please) add in a tel # so if I send it UPS, the UPS zombies I control can reach you.

You will send your order to Brad's pay pal registered e-mail - [email protected]

You are under my control. You drink the Zombies. You drink the Zombies until you feel like a Zombie. You will be happy when you get your ultra-hip, cool & swanky, TIKI Calendar!

I am Bela Lugosi. I am controlling your Zombie soaked mind. Now, listen to my voice... You will live the Aloha!

"Cheers!" Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

For further info on Bela Lugosi & the 1st Zombie movie go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Zombie_(film)

[ Edited by: tiki shark art 2013-04-13 18:03 ]