Post #677968 by pjc5150 on Tue, May 14, 2013 5:31 AM

well, GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT....

I use blinders, smoke and mirrors, so I look super busy, but you can't ACTUALLY SEE anything...

I also use a body double so I look super ripped!

meantime, I've got like 3 illegals & their pregnant wives out in the truck carving them for $3 a day...

and before I show up at Hukilau I'm just gonna go by Will's house with a couple of hot slutty young chicks to distract him (trust me, it'll work), and steal like half of his tikis & then show up at the event and tell everyone that they're mine and that I'm a f'n GENIUS! (and I'll also advise them to ignore the crazy guy in the 54 chevy who says he made 'em - that guy follows me around everywhere...)

I'm also staying at a homeless shelter down the street from the Clipper just to throw everyone off...