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**Greatest Hillbillies of All Time
#4 Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley **
Born: Tupelo, Mississippi in a two room shotgun house built by his dad.
Likes: Singing. Playing guitar. Smirking. Girls, girls, girls.
Curious Factoid: Elvis had a genetically identical twin brother who died at birth. Both were blond; Elvis dyed his hair black for his whole life. This means that in some alternate universe where his brother actually survived, there is an incredibly popular singing act of twin blond brothers - Elvis and Jesse - who took the world by storm in the 1950s and kept each other away from drugs and boozing. They are still in perfect health and have had sexual relations with 87,234,872 girls as of this date.
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