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Post #679721 by GROG on Mon, May 27, 2013 5:36 PM

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GROG posted on Mon, May 27, 2013 5:36 PM

GROG channeling GROG' inner BigTikiDude. It's a deep, dark, ugly area that most people not dare to enter. Most people who have dared tap into that side are now registered sex offenders or just got arrested for having kidnapped women tied up in their basement. GROG' brain, being that of a caveman, is able to traverse all realms of the mind without becoming emotionally compromised or tainted unlike modern man whose mind has evolved so far as to lose those barriers that defend against such raw, dark areas of the human psyche. That way GROG can enter all parts of the human mind, whether it be evil, intellectual, unrefined, sophisticated, or any area inbetween and extract the humor without it affecting GROG' overall persona. There are only three modern men who have that ability besides GROG-- Stephen King, Sam Ramey, and Joss Whedon. And even then, they can only enter that area in a drug-induced state, otherwise they would come back emotionally scarred and a danger not only to themselves, but society as a whole. Psychologists and scientists don't talk about the"BigTikiDude Zone" because they'd rather society didn't know about it and not be tempted to enter this area. It could cause the collapse of civilization as we know it.

[ Edited by: GROG 2013-05-27 17:38 ]