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Tiki Central / California Events / Shag's Enchanted Tiki Room Part Deux - January 24th

Post #68663 by TikiGardener on Fri, Jan 9, 2004 11:15 PM

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On 2004-01-09 09:26, Jax Tiki wrote:
That only gives me two weeks to practice running over senior citizens and small children! Maybe my baseball cleats will give me better traction this time around.

Watch out ModMana!!

Get one of those scooters for seniors, and mount sharp pointing thingies all over it. Then forge a doctors note about some rare condition. Then give it to the Disney Army representative at the front gate so you can move to the head of the line...

Oh how the strains of "Stukas Over Disneyland" sound so good right now...

[ Edited by: TikiGardener on 2004-01-09 23:16 ]