Post #687603 by Cammo on Sat, Jul 27, 2013 3:18 PM

**Greatest Hillbillies of All Time

#17 The CLAMPETTS!**

Born: Ozarks, or thereabouts
Likes: Gettin' the better of Mr. Drysdale, curing Mrs. Drysdale's "condition," avoiding Miss Hathaway, doing Gazintas, going for a dip in the cement pond, getting a boy friend for Elly May, (HOLY TURNIP GREENS WHY IS THAT SO HARD?!?!?!?) having XXX hooch for medicinal reasons only, you know, crawdads, possum pie, heck, just about everything good an' tastee that they don't got much of here in Californee!