Post #7008 by SugarCaddyDaddy on Wed, Aug 28, 2002 10:48 AM

On 2002-08-28 00:31, BC-Da-Da wrote:
If you use Sex Wax, then you are a square anyway, so who cares.

Ok, every time I hear Sex Wax, I laugh (not because of a Beavus & Butthead mentality), but because of a little instance that happened when I was Assistant Manager of a 7-11 almost 17 years ago....

There I was behind the cash register with lots of customers in the store, and in comes a man approximately 50+ years old, glances at the box-o-Sex Wax (with various scents) on the counter, and then hangs around the store until EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER LEAVES! I'm watching him the whole time as he checks around the store, making sure no one else is around, beelines toward the counter (scaring the crud out of me), and quickly picks a Sex Wax out.....

"Oh, you surf" I say. Looking at me with a real puzzled look on his face he says "HUH??", I say, "you surf, right?...the Sex Wax...for your surfboard". He re-reads the logo on the package 'Sex Wax, The Best For Your Stick', and THEN realizes "the Stick" means your surfboard and not...well you know, and turns beet-red, and heads out the door so fast I swear there was a smoke trail behind him. I laughed so hard at what happened, and then laughed harder to think what would have happened to him later if I never said a word in the first place. OUCH!

Sorry Tiki_Bong for taking your subject and going off the beaten path (no pun intended), but I had to share that little story.

SugarCaddyDaddy