Post #712933 by tikilongbeach on Thu, Apr 3, 2014 9:50 AM

Donn Beach was a Texan and Texans are prone to telling tall tales. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

They tell tall tales in Texas!
They love to stretch the truth.
They have an appetite for hype;
They learn it in their youth.

They tell tall tales in Texas!
They lie so easily.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the tales
From true reality.
-Sharon Warner