Post #722754 by Mai Tai on Thu, Jul 17, 2014 1:33 AM

A Visit From The Queen of England

The other night while nestled all snug in my bed, while visions of Tiki Jeeps danced in my head
Out in the driveway there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
When what to my wandering eyes did appear, but an emblem named Tiki Bob, and latitude and longitude coordinates that represent an actual location relating to the “Islander” theme of the vehicle
With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment that it must be the Queen of England.
Tiki Jeeps into my house proceeded to enter, and sat down at my dining room table center
"I'm the real Tiki Jeep!" one of them decried! "Not true" said another, "He's chock full of lies!!!"
"For I am the real Tiki Jeep that's named Bob! The other is just some poor imposter slob!"
"And I was about to grift you real good, steal all your tikis, hide them under my hood!"
"But this imposter did beat me to the punch. He stole my i.d. before I stole your lunch!"
"He even stole my grift, which was daring, of stealing your tikis and not even caring!"
"STOP IT! I shouted, "I've heard more than ENOUGH!!! I'll have no more of all your lies and this stuff!!!"
"I'll sort out this matter, for this is no fun!" and I ran to my bureau and pulled out my gun.
"I'll force you to tell me the truth on this matter, or promptly your brains I surely will spatter!"
Then I ran back to the table, and indeed I ran quick, but the two jeeps had vanished, lickety split!

"Now you'll never know who the real Tiki Jeep was." said the Queen of England.

The end.