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Post #725920 by DavidJones on Thu, Aug 21, 2014 4:12 PM

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LOL, reminds me of the 'Half life' lan parties in university. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with the guys of my year(when I still had time for this :() . Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn industry actor, I would be known as 'Holefucker Dave'. (What a crap name) :D

BTW, you must have heard of Ron Jeremy? The grandpa is like the male version of Jenna Jameson moneywise (hugh heffner of playboy is kinda like him for softcore). Do you think someone also chose his 'actor' name? It's crazy that he's still 'working'. I would be enjoying the porn money on a sunny island, but then again, he can forget getting young pussy then :D

And I doubt it's still a dream job for him right now. Pretty sure he's on the blue stuff to keep it up :wink: Anyways, when RJ dies one day, the dude already knows how heaven looks like :D

Did you also see Jeremy's Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ imitation? The pornstars doing him, must be getting a lot seeing how ugly he is now. Anyways, check it out. I almost choked on my tea, when I saw it :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I