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SF Slacks Ferret Tiki Socialite Calgary Joined: Oct 02, 2003 Posts: 1397	SF Slacks Ferret Posted posted on 09/09/2014 "I was trying to make it to Oasis but I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque" "Excuse me shorty, but where the hell am I? Calgary, Alberta you say? Isn't this still early September? What's with all the crushed ice? Get me indoors, Pronto!" "Aah...that's better! It's a bit crowded here though. I wonder why they left me in this section of the bar? Does anyone know where I can find a waiter? I wanna get me another one of those Havana Club rums! May as well take advantage of it while I'm still in Canada!" "Ooh perfect! Yes, just leave the whole bottle. It's a bit less crowded over here too. And a nice view of the lagoon." 60 minutes later: "Wooo Hooo! I luffs yous guys! OK! put me down! Nest round iz on me!"

"I was trying to make it to Oasis but I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque"

"Excuse me shorty, but where the hell am I? Calgary, Alberta you say? Isn't this still early September? What's with all the crushed ice? Get me indoors, Pronto!"

"Aah...that's better! It's a bit crowded here though. I wonder why they left me in this section of the bar? Does anyone know where I can find a waiter? I wanna get me another one of those Havana Club rums! May as well take advantage of it while I'm still in Canada!"

"Ooh perfect! Yes, just leave the whole bottle. It's a bit less crowded over here too. And a nice view of the lagoon."

60 minutes later:

"Wooo Hooo! I luffs yous guys! OK! put me down! Nest round iz on me!"

Post #727154 by Slacks Ferret on 09/09/2014