Post #750403 by Atomic Tiki Punk on Sun, Sep 6, 2015 12:46 PM

My wife says I should take a moment out and apologize to those
I may have offended yesterday, especially for sexually harassing well known
low brow Tiki artist Doug Horne, but it was so hard to resist those Come-hither
bedroom eyes of his.

Chris, sorry for wagging my wienie at the Go-Pro cameras, hope you can edit that out.

To the The Smokin' Menehunes for repeatedly requesting In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

For pitching a fit at the bartenders for not having those little paper umbrellas for my Mai Tai.

To all the Aloha shirt vendors for trying on each and everyone of their shirts, regardless of size
yet not buying anything.

To the Poly Hai crew for slipping them mushrooms, so they thought, I was more funny than I really am.

For harassing Buzzy for wearing way to much Old Spice Cologne, when in fact it was I whom poured a whole bottle under his table.

And last but not least for pit roasting a whole pig and not sharing with anyone else, I really thought I could eat it all!