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SF Swamp Fire Member Long Beach, CA Joined: Jul 31, 2003 Posts: 1203	SF Swamp Fire Posted posted on Mon, May 16, 2016 3:22 PM Category: Australian Cryptozoology "The Elusive Majestic Wombalope of New South Wales" Pencil and paint on paper "10 X 12" The gentle Wombalope with it's kind, beady eyes and breathtaking rack of tiny antlers has not been commonly sighted since it's discovery by Portugese sailors in the 18th century. Legend has it a band of drunken seamen happened upon a wise aboriginal medicine man who told them of a mystical creature with the power to cure all known venereal diseases. Wombalope semen is a well known panacea in Australia, so the sailors stumbled out into the area now known as New South Wales to seek the rotund little antlered rodent's life juice. All that was ever found of them were skeletons that featured caved in skulls, each fracture roughly matching the size of a kangaroo's hind foot, all had died it seems when they tried to siphon wombalope juice directly from the source. Being drunk and impatient they had mistaken kangaroos for the mythical creatures they sought and died from blunt force trauma after the kangaroos took umbrage with the sailor's attempts to stick their drunken heads inside their pouch's. Traveling to Melbourne with art heroes Ken Ruzic and Tom Laura. The show opens May 27th at @KustomLaneGallery in Melbourne. ‪#‎BigToeArt‬ ‪#‎TikiArt‬ Contact Tony Peake for price and availability: [email protected] The Art of Doug Horne https://www.etsy.com/shop/DougHorneArt [ Edited by: Swamp Fire 2016-05-19 07:14 ]

Category: Australian Cryptozoology
"The Elusive Majestic Wombalope of New South Wales"
Pencil and paint on paper
"10 X 12"

The gentle Wombalope with it's kind, beady eyes and breathtaking rack of tiny antlers has not been commonly sighted since it's discovery by Portugese sailors in the 18th century. Legend has it a band of drunken seamen happened upon a wise aboriginal medicine man who told them of a mystical creature with the power to cure all known venereal diseases. Wombalope semen is a well known panacea in Australia, so the sailors stumbled out into the area now known as New South Wales to seek the rotund little antlered rodent's life juice. All that was ever found of them were skeletons that featured caved in skulls, each fracture roughly matching the size of a kangaroo's hind foot, all had died it seems when they tried to siphon wombalope juice directly from the source. Being drunk and impatient they had mistaken kangaroos for the mythical creatures they sought and died from blunt force trauma after the kangaroos took umbrage with the sailor's attempts to stick their drunken heads inside their pouch's.

Traveling to Melbourne with art heroes Ken Ruzic and Tom Laura. The show opens May 27th at @KustomLaneGallery in Melbourne. ‪#‎BigToeArt‬ ‪#‎TikiArt‬ Contact Tony Peake for price and availability: [email protected]

The Art of Doug Horne
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DougHorneArt

[ Edited by: Swamp Fire 2016-05-19 07:14 ]

Post #763854 by Swamp Fire on Mon, May 16, 2016 3:22 PM