Post #77130 by Doctor Z on Fri, Feb 20, 2004 6:14 PM

I stopped by my local TJ Maxx today, poked around the shelves and came up with nuthin'. Asking the salesperson didn't help either. So I went downstairs to another store called "Marshall's" (which is identical to TJ Maxx, but with a different name - same stock, same prices - go figure...), and after hunting through their housewares section, spotted one of the Suffering Bastard bottles peeking out from behind some larger bottles. Yesss!

Was it filled with Blue Hawaiian mix? Nooooo...

Was it filled with Daiquiri mix? Nope...

Was it possibly filled with Margarita mix? Not this one...

It was filled with DARK RED KIDNEY BEAN INFUSED OIL What the f*ck is that?? It's made by the same "Shonfeld's" as the drink mixes, so I guess they make all kinds of culinary stuff. I haven't the slightest idea what to do with the contents, so I may just dump it out. I did feel kinda dopey shelling out 10 bux for a bottle of DARK RED KIDNEY BEAN INFUSED OIL, but it does look kinda cool. Picture the blue Suffering Bastard from Tikisobayli's pic filled with DARK RED KIDNEY BEANS. Oh, and OIL.
I asked the salesgirl about any more that may be in the back or something, and she said she'd never seen them before - it was probably the last one. I then went back upstairs to TJ Maxx, DARK RED KINDEY BEAN INFUSED OIL-filled Suffering Bastard in hand, and asked the same salesperson, who still had no idea what I was talking about.

So I left with my Suffering Bastard and headed straight over to "ROSS Dress For Less" (which is the identical triplet to TJ Maxx and Marshall's) and found a whole range of "Shonfeld's" products in assorted cool bottles. Alas, no tikis, but I'll bet they either had them or will have them at some point.

So keep checkin' your TJ Maxx's, but also try Marshall's and Ross - these thing's could be anywhere!!

Oh, and if you have any clue as to what to use DARK RED KIDNEY BEAN INFUSED OIL for, let me know...