Post #77533 by pablus on Mon, Feb 23, 2004 8:56 PM

Missssster Flounder,
Not only wasn't I invited - I was asked not to attend.

Fortunately, I just happen to be going to the Mai Kai that weekend and staying in the very hotel you are.

I'll be in the Chinese kitchen hovering over your food mumbling some incantations.

I won't mess with your drinks though... I mean - that'd be wrong.