Post #777695 by MadDogMike on Mon, Jul 10, 2017 11:28 AM

Did you hear about the Polynesian Chieftan who collected chairs carved from stone? He collected so many that his grass hut was completely filled with these chairs. So his collection spilled over to the attic (sounds familiar?) One night while he was sleeping, the bamboo rafters gave way and the stone chairs crushed him to death. The moral of the story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.