Post #78608 by donhonyc on Mon, Mar 1, 2004 8:59 PM

Hey Mrs. Pineapple,

Seems like you guys musta got fairly drunk when you were watching the Oscars®. It is so predictable, with for example the comments on race/pan to person of color, etc. As if we at home didn't know what the hell they were talking about. And yeah, enough with Renee Zellwegger already. What the HELL is so fascinating about her? She is in my opinion, totally unattractive and not that great of an actress. Maybe she is an 'attractress' as they say on 'Will & Grace' Or as my girlfriend likes to point out, her face always looks like 'she's taking a poop'. If you ask me she looks like the blonde version of Lily Tomlin's 'Ernestine' character from Laugh-In days. "One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy, I'd like to thank the Academy®".

YAWN....see you next year at the Oscars®

p.s. I liked it better last year when Steve Martin hosted the Oscars®. A great line from him on that show was when Jennifer Lopez exited the stage, and he said "Yes Ladies & Gentlemen, that was Jennifer Lopez. Or as the kids call her today 'J-Pez'".

FUNNY!

[ Edited by: donhonyc on 2004-03-01 21:06 ]