Post #80289 by tiki mick 1 on Wed, Mar 10, 2004 5:15 PM

Staff Sergeant Bong, may I please attend, or are you going to throw something rancid and wet at me, like last time?

Or do you remember when you rudely pushed my wife in the pool, at the last international Tiki Day?..she is still trying to get the water out of her ears, and you ruined her expensive dress!

Then, when we were leaving you had your children line up down the street with baseball bats, and they took swings at us as we were driving away? Do you remember?

I needed 5 stitches after that, my wife STILL can't find her eyeball or cornea, and I am seriously considering taking you to small claims court after that incident!

I really would like to have a nice, stress-free Tiki day this time..and tell that awful Spike to leave his pet mountain lion at home this time....

I really did not think it was funny that Shirley tied that piece of steak to the back of my shirt without telling me, and then she asked me to "go out to the garage and bring me my ukelele, next to the old cage"