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Post #80651 by Bwana Tiki on Sat, Mar 13, 2004 12:28 PM

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Thanks for the input, now I have even more ruls to deal with. naturaly when I dislike something I will from this day foreward be sure to subject myself to a dose of 3 dozen just to be sure. In fact I think I'll smash my foot with a rock every day for the next month so I will be able to be sure I don't like it. As to JB... who gives a crap what he does in his personal life anyway, he is nothing more than a rock star as far as I'm concerned. as fan boys go I'm sure you score big on the bufffet card. there are many people who are not in a state of hero worship over this half baked hack, and would love to see him sail away to do his good deeds somewhere else.now if you will excuse me I need to go bash my foot and get ready to listen to the complete works of ABBA just to be extra sure I don't like it. then I'll go buy something nice for my mom so my sister can write about how groovey I am, because it is sooooo important that everyone thinks I'm groovey so they buy stuff from my new line of cheap fanboy crap, I have stupid t-shirts, posters, and a huge stockpile of the worlds uglyist Ukeleles all airbrushed with parrots drinking beer at my own chain of poser bars comming to a mall near you, and what a deal too only $16,000.00 add an extra $500.00 and you can get it signed by the Bwana himself! if you buy enough stuff you can pretend to have a personal connection to me and become my defender and dress down those Bevis like morons who dare to dislike my public persona.
why even bother trying to convince people who hate JB that he is a good guy, thats not even the point, the point is his music is irritating and often gets foisted on us when it is most unwelcome.

Quick go buy more junk...