Post #82228 by Formikahini on Mon, Mar 22, 2004 4:34 PM

I'm gonna quote myself here, but just cuz it's about my proudest moment, dangit, and some of y'all may not have seen the photos from her first Drive-Invasion in Atlanta. Another exists in which I'm go-go dancing with the girls onstage the second time we brought the girls in; I will have to get that put in with my obit one day...

https://tikicentral.com/viewtopic-new.php?topic=5041&forum=6&vpost=47908

Tura is the sharpest, funniest, most sporting gal I've known in a long time. She had a ball shooting off the Spud Gun (potato cannon) Rip had made and brought to the event, blasting that tater (the gun clenched firmly between her thighs) clear to the screen, all the way back from the snack bar. She told us inside scoop on the movie while we watched with her, e.g., the middle son with whom she made out had THE WORST BREATH. "Best acting I've ever done - to act like I was turned on!" She also told us details of her long affair with Elvis. Can you tell I adore this woman?

FPKK is the quintessential drive-in movie. It's Russ at my favorite - Rated X, yet no nudity, profanity - nuthin'! Just innuendo and ass-kicking.

"Well, you won't find it down there, Columbus!"
"Mmmm, what a hunka STUFF!"
"That one's more stallion than mare!"

I can't even remember anymore of my favorite lines offhand, but I squeal with delight at every word, every time I see this movie.

Cool thing I learned from Lori regarding her wardrobe: the hip-hugger white pants and the hiphugger white shorts were the same article of clothing. She cut them off for the second half of the film. THAT's how she found both pants AND shorts that fit like a (you-know-what-kind-of) dream.

I swear, I don't shop on that side of the aisle, but if I did, I'd be in love with all 3 of those women.