Post #83983 by tiki-riviera on Thu, Apr 1, 2004 8:10 AM

In high school I took my best friends wallet
and saw he had two condoms in it (good place for those). Being the great guy that I am, I took a pin and made about three tiny holes in each one. At this point he's still a virgin and soon after he finds some girl that actually agrees to sleep with him. The big moment arrives and he finds the pin holes in the condoms and loses his chance! He told me he had the worst case of blue balls (bonus!) Strangely, we don't talk anymore...