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Post #87897 by Bwana Tiki on Fri, Apr 23, 2004 7:39 PM

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no way...
yur a dirty low down squint snatcher!
the squint was first created by one Leopold Ostwic Toggle, the inventor of the toggle switch! Each time he tested his new invention which was hooked up to a light, he would squint when the light came on and say,"Damnnnn... thats bright". Inspired his oldest son Raymond Banning Toggle invented, "RayBans" or what we now know as sunglasses. as if this was not bad enough the father son team went on to invent the "Toggle switch covers" or what we now know as "Lightswitch covers". So it would seem as though the gig is up eh Al? I'm sure you would like to think of it as your own, wouldn't you ya big faker. As a descendent of the above mentioned Toggles I must insist on restitution! A Mai Tai should make for a good start and I shall extract said down payment upon our next meeting. Will the cheap knock offs never end? Dressing your knock off in a tiki suit has worked to throw me off track for a few years but your post pulled it all into sharp focus for me and now you are exposed in the harsh light of a bare bulb, much like poor old Leo all those years ago. now that I think about it I've seem you in sunglasses, even at night. where will it end?


Bwana Tiki

[ Edited by: Bwana Tiki on 2004-04-23 19:44 ]