Post #88273 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Mon, Apr 26, 2004 4:25 PM

Ok, Little Tikis,

Uncle Sabu gots lots of new craft projects for you to try this week. Let's open up our textbooks:

Remember, the sweater project isn't complete until you smoke a cigarette and get that Good Tiki Smell deep into it.

These are sexy. Make for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Always appreciated.

Groovy, yet conspicuous:

Uncle Sabu forgot to take the fabric softener sheets out before he put it on his head last time. Now his crewcut is bunny-soft.

What Tennis fan wouldn't love this gift? Don't answer. Sabu only making rhetorical question.

It's the metal washers that make this necklace authentic Tiki.

Don't forget to show Uncle Sabu your finished projects. Uncle Sabu just loves to examine your finished projects.

Tiki Bong & Baxdog - you are excused from showing Uncle Sabu your finished projects.

More Arts & Crafts hopefully coming soon.

Uncle Sabu.