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FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Thu, Apr 29, 2004 2:01 PM On 2004-04-29 12:11, SugarCaddyDaddy wrote: RevBambooBen wrote:* p.s. who the hell is Vic the Beachcomber??? It's Trader Don's cousin. Beachcomber Vic, as he was known around these parts, was my great, great, great Grandpappys' proffessor of anthropology. Many many years ago, he was on a 3 month trek across the desert when he took refuge from a sand storm in a cave. While exploring the cave, he found a dozen old clay mugs stuffed with ancient texts on parchment. It took years to decifer the texts, but finally after painstaking research the answer was clear: Upon these scrolls were ancient sacraficial grog recipes... calling for ingredients from the four corners of the globe. But the forth is still a mystery, though it may contain grapefruit and lime. You may have heard of this find, they are known as the South Sea Scrolls. -Z

On 2004-04-29 12:11, SugarCaddyDaddy wrote:

RevBambooBen wrote:*
p.s. who the hell is Vic the Beachcomber???

It's Trader Don's cousin.

Beachcomber Vic, as he was known around these parts, was my great, great, great Grandpappys' proffessor of anthropology. Many many years ago, he was on a 3 month trek across the desert when he took refuge from a sand storm in a cave. While exploring the cave, he found a dozen old clay mugs stuffed with ancient texts on parchment. It took years to decifer the texts, but finally after painstaking research the answer was clear: Upon these scrolls were ancient sacraficial grog recipes... calling for ingredients from the four corners of the globe. But the forth is still a mystery, though it may contain grapefruit and lime. You may have heard of this find, they are known as the South Sea Scrolls.

-Z

Post #88960 by Feelin Zombified on Thu, Apr 29, 2004 2:01 PM