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Post #89419 by Formikahini on Sun, May 2, 2004 4:30 PM

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As long as we're putting up hairy guys in wedding dresses on eBay, I thought I had to share this with you all. I've already sent it to a number of TC friends, but I KNOW there are more out there who can appreciate:

  • a really really really fem Porter Waggoner and Roy Acuff
  • a corpse-like pasty-faced Randy Travis and Mel Tillis
  • Charlie Pride with lip gloss
  • a rather excellent Bocephus
  • Johnny Cash that looks like both Bono and Falling James
  • and hands that look, well, like they belong in a wax museum. (I dig the way most are in this Spock Live-long-and-prosper position.)

If I could scrape up the money, I could make it back in a week just by charging my friends to pose with the figures for photos.

There are TONS of pictures, but they are all pure gold. Get ready to turn down the sound; it's Dueling Banjos with an easy-listening track on top of it. Really:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2393694283&category=15825&sspagename=STRK%3AMEBWA%3AIT&rd=1